Dirty Minds Are Punny

It is a wonder what the mind can come up with.... Me and my friend Mary from school, sat at the table with all of our tools. These boys walked up and started to chat, and me and Mary learned about their bats.. And how playing with their baseballs was cool. They talked of twigs and berries, of innocent secrets they carried, about experiences in sport camp. And in the light of a lamp, i giggled to myself and Mary. They had no idea what was done, how much they provided for puns, Mary and I were dying, stories of spelunking and mining, and how their pet snake weighed a ton. I couldn't hold myself back for much more, trapped words inside made me sore, so i opened my mouth, and prepared to shout out.. And THEN I opened THAT innapropriate door Thought up on 6/17/2015 for a contest on this website, hope you enjoy!