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Small and Extra Large Loo ma viewed her old man in a helpful mood her sweetness turned to a fiery storm brewed a two sitter for the loo his and her tush fit for two extra spicy will simmer in his food Eve Roper 11/18/2016 Fred cut two holes in the dunny His poor wife didn’t find it so funny The HUGE hole for HER rear Now filled HIM with fear She could drop him in poop so runny (Dunny is an Australian word for toilet) By: Jan Allison 11/20/2016 Ma clenched her fists in anger when she saw the two toilet seats constructed by Pa he made hers entirely too large then said her butt's big as a barge Ma's in jail for murder~she broke the law By: Lin Lane 11/20/2016 Papa was a sweet pleasing spouse He built mama a new custom outhouse One look was all it took She caught him with a left hook Widening the door all it took to rouse By: Sonny Roper 11/20/2016 Nothing beats a good wooden throne A two seater I’d really condone Oh to share the sound of the plop From things that tinkle and drop I fear the wife, would rather go it alone By: Mark Woods 11/20/2016 I have been ordered to renovate the loo so my good wifey can go for a poo the hole I cut was so large as it had to fit her **** Oh im in trouble now, what a to-do By:Stephen Pennell 11/20/2016 Before Dad could reach the pit, my enraged Mum took a fit. The seat as we gawked, made into a wooden stalk. For my poor pitiful Pop. By: Jean Murray 11/20/2016

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/21/2016 4:42:00 PM

Ha ha!! I finally am back and able to read this. Hmmm. I was trying to fit my colonoscopy into a limerick about an outhouse but nothing is coming out. hahaha. Sorry, stupid joke!!! by the way. I am Clean. Not ONE polyp and I am so GLAD.

Eve Roper
Date: 11/21/2016 4:52:00 PM

Awesome!!!!! You have gone through enough with your cancer... I hope all is well..My husband went to the cancer center today and PSA is at 1 Yeah!! it was over a 10 Before the treatments

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/20/2016 9:07:00 PM

oh dang, he just walked in and I read only a few.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/20/2016 9:06:00 PM

oh gosh, now I see it. If Joe were not going to be walking in the door at any second, I would join in. I have that colonoscopy tomorrow but maybe I can remember to do this later.

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 9:13:00 PM

Good luck tomorrow, Andrea, still plenty of time. Hugs

Afolabi Muideen

Date: 11/20/2016 7:21:00 PM

lol! Thanks for posting this gem........A.M

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 7:47:00 PM

Thank you, Afolabi, for reading hugs for the visit.

Becca Teagan

Date: 11/20/2016 7:08:00 PM

Funny :) everyone is so creative lol

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 7:46:00 PM

I have been enjoying the train ride jump on and get a laugh. Hugs Eve

Stephen Pennell

Date: 11/20/2016 1:11:00 PM

cheers eve and jan how romantic they can hold hands while they unload lol

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2016 5:37:00 AM

ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 1:32:00 PM

Got to clear your mind someway .... Hahaha :) Thank you so much for your addition to the family, Stephen Hugs Eve

Jean Murray

Date: 11/20/2016 12:54:00 PM

Before Dad could reach the pit, my enraged Mum took a fit. The seat as we gawked, made into a wooden stalk. For my poor pitiful Pop.

Jean Murray
Date: 11/20/2016 3:08:00 PM

Thank you so much Eve for allowing me a place.

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 1:00:00 PM

Hahaha... I am truly enjoying this. Jean, thank you so much for enjoying in the mule train...

Casarah Nance

Date: 11/20/2016 12:53:00 PM

very funny collection! all of them bravo!

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 12:56:00 PM

Thank you, Casarah, they are all just tickling my funny bone oh I needed this... Hugs Eve

Mark Woods

Date: 11/20/2016 11:39:00 AM

Nothing beats a good wooden throne A two seater I’d really condone Oh to share the sound of the plop From things that tinkle and drop I fear the wife, would rather go it alone

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 12:18:00 PM

Hahaha... this is so funny.. Mark, I cannot stop laughing thank you so very much for joining the mule train of limericks Hugs Eve

Jan Allison

Date: 11/20/2016 11:06:00 AM

Thanks for adding my poem Eve its a fantastic pic to inspire - i love the poems you've added:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2016 5:36:00 AM

I take that as a backhanded compliment lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 11:18:00 AM

You are the inspiration girl thank you for adding yours Hugs

Lin Lane

Date: 11/20/2016 8:56:00 AM

Funny one, Eve. Here's one for ya...Ma clenched her fists in anger when she saw/... the two toilet seats constructed by Pa/... he made hers entirely too large/... then said her butt's big as a barge/... Ma's in jail for murder~she broke the law

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 10:45:00 AM

Thank you so much sweetie I love it Hubby also thought it was so funny Hugs Eve

Probir Gupta

Date: 11/20/2016 5:38:00 AM

Ha ha ha ... Great ... Love it ...

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 10:44:00 AM

Thank you, Probir, I too though it was funny so asked Jan to add to it and she ask to have everyone add to it in which I though it was a good idea. But they response more to Jan. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison

Date: 11/20/2016 3:14:00 AM

I will work on one for you Eve lol - that pic is so darn funny:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 11/20/2016 10:58:00 AM

You and your 'poop'...LOL

Eve Roper
Date: 11/20/2016 10:42:00 AM

Thank you, Jan, both hubby and I just laughed. You are always so good at writing limericks. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2016 9:11:00 AM

I mailed you my poem xxx