Coffee Master
I am the greatest coffee drinker.
The best wide awake thinker.
I drink my java,
hotter than lava,
always black. I never tinker.
My Joe does not flow from a mug,
cause I down it from a gallon jug.
My coffee is the strongest,
and my buzz lasts the longest.
I hate to move slow, like a slug.
Christopher Bunton
Feb. 7, 2012
For the ridiculous self exaggeration contest
Copyright © Christopher Bunton | Year Posted 2012
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