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Cleaner Demeanor - Collaboration

A chambermaid whose name is Marlia Had the most terrible diarrhoea Whilst scrubbing a loo She needed to pooh Poop flowed freely from her posterior It splattered on the newly scrubbed door Gloopy poop was all over the floor There was a huge mess It covered her dress Her poor tummy was ever so sore WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON Marlia was filled with sorrow A clean dress she had to borrow flies were attracted The mess compacted clean up required a harrow! WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS If only she'd have taken a Tums No mess would be left on her bums she's still in despair a stench in the air To the scent of poop she succumbs WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH Marlia was dumb, thinking it was just gas But it was much more that she had to pass The day was torrid Her stench was horrid Now everyone knows Marlia has no class WRITTEN BY LIN LANE Marlia tried hard to sneak out the trail of her poop left no doubt Lysol was sprayed, Her funk still stayed cause her poop kept running out WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER Poor, poor Marlia stunk up the room Her hubby left and she has no groom He ran for the hills No more night thrills, Now she's alone and her life is doom WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y 21-07-17

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Charlie Smith

Date: 7/23/2017 9:54:00 AM

I always know where to come when I have to have my potty humor fix. Poop on Dear Jan, poop on...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/23/2017 3:57:00 PM

LOL Thanks Charlie - potty humour is so apt for me -) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/22/2017 11:52:00 AM

oh my gosh, WHAT a poopy series of poetry this is. Everyone did REALLY great adding to it, Jan. Keep pooping these out. I love it!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/22/2017 12:07:00 PM

ha ha ha it just flows so naturally lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/21/2017 5:26:00 PM

Poor, poor Marlia stunk up the room, He hubby left and she has no groom, He ran for the hills, No more night thrills, Now she's alone and her life is doom.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 6:12:00 PM

I will add the poems now Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.
Date: 7/21/2017 6:03:00 PM

I'm glad you saw it as witty. If you make a collab please do add it:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 5:37:00 PM

lol Alexis that's very witty:-) hugs jan xx

Niall Fulham

Date: 7/21/2017 3:24:00 PM

Hi Jan , this was pure shit ,,,, I love it so funny I could nearly smell it LOL :)))) hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 3:43:00 PM

ha ha ha cheers Niall :-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/21/2017 1:34:00 PM

Ohhhhh, you know, in a bizarre way; that was good!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 1:55:00 PM

ha ha ha ML:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Hughes

Date: 7/21/2017 11:19:00 AM

Yucky fun Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 1:56:00 PM

Cheers Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey

Date: 7/21/2017 11:17:00 AM

Oh this is just hilarious my friend! You have certainly written a masterful poo poem! So have you been doing this a long time, writing poo poems Jan? You have definitely gotten really spectacular at it! I am impressed with the staunch and the stink! Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 1:57:00 PM

LOl Russell I am not only Queen of soup but recently named Grand dame or Duchess DooDoo:-)I just find writing about poop and farting can make people laugh:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/21/2017 10:33:00 AM

hahaha... you just brought back memories with my poor husband and his cancer.. loved the poem you can make anything fun... that is which you enchant me to read your work.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 1:58:00 PM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 7/21/2017 9:59:00 AM

Oh my, I hope her panties dry and the stench in the room won't be quite so high. Very funny Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 1:59:00 PM

I pictured her as a chambermaid in a posh hotel so i gave her an upmarket name:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/21/2017 9:32:00 AM

Marlia tried hard to sneak out, the trail of her poop left no doubt, Lysol was sprayed, Her funk still stayed, cause her poop kept running out

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 9:34:00 AM

ha ha ha and Yeuk:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/21/2017 9:23:00 AM

Here's one for ya....Marlia was dumb, thinking it was just gas/ But it was much more that she had to pass/ The day was torrid/ Her stench was horrid/ Now everyone knows Marlia has no class

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 1:55:00 PM

They'd need more than a fan with this one Lin:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 7/21/2017 10:23:00 AM

I think it's expected of you now, so don't let down your fans.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 9:34:00 AM

lol I am wondering with all these poop poems flowing into my in box should I make it a collab lol:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 7/21/2017 9:12:00 AM

Poor Marlia. Take a shower! But it is hilarious.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 9:19:00 AM

LOL Dale - now the sadness of the funerals is over I need to work on our poem I could do with a giggle :-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/21/2017 9:01:00 AM

If she only have taken a Tums ... No mess would be left on her bums.... she's still in despair...a stench in the air...worse than a meeting of bums

Tim Smith
Date: 7/21/2017 11:17:00 AM

Dang treadmill...that's what I get for trying to comment whilst exercising...used the same word twice...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 9:06:00 AM

ha ha great one Tim:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/21/2017 8:58:00 AM

Yuck, Jan. That's one of the grossest AND funniest poop limmies you've ever written! Now she has to clean up her own mess...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 8:59:00 AM

Cheers Lin that's why I put irony in the category so I'm very glad you saw the humour lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/21/2017 8:55:00 AM

Marlia was filled with sorrow//A clean dress she had to borrow//flies were attracted/The mess compacted//clean up required a harrow! Yay!!! A PooPO from the duchess of DooDoo;-) Thanks for the giggles ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 9:05:00 AM

I willingly accepted the title of Duchess of DooDoo along with my Queen of poop title lol. I had a crown and a tiara from Flo so I will wear them with pride :-) :-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 7/21/2017 9:02:00 AM

Giggle

Lin Lane
Date: 7/21/2017 9:00:00 AM

grossest of the day, Tim? LOL

Tim Smith
Date: 7/21/2017 8:59:00 AM

Gotd

Lin Lane
Date: 7/21/2017 8:59:00 AM

John, your words fit in so very appropriately. You two make a wonderful pair...Limerick queen and king.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 8:57:00 AM

Lol Thanks John I have been somewhat poetically constipated lately - 2 funerals in 2 days is not easy to deal with:-( hugs jan xx