Buried In a Tomb
Buried In A Tomb
Learned that later flower would bloom
Should play it safe and give more room
To the media who were in big masses
Had become a bunch of horse's asses
Buried my worries with me in a tomb.
Ho Ho Jim Horn
Was not quite sure what he meant
There are those who want to be triumphant
Have their big egos on display
Make others carry their tray
It must be an arrogant elephant.
Determined I was deeply in doubt
When Hillary lost started to pout
Burned out we ended up being
Stomach was upset and started peeing
After I had a hot dog with sauerkraut.
Are often led by love and devotion
That at times cause much commotion
Something about it seemed odd
And when I had prayed to God
Said should start using my love potion.
(Not sure if it was number nine or not.)
You can surely tell they are trans genders
By color of pants with long suspenders
Drank whole bottle straight of gin
And promised when they did it again
Mixed in blender playing "Love Me Tender."
We were not left with a lot of room
So invariably we found a vacuum
Nothing was left after what we did
Then found a closet and there hid
Comey surely had sealed Hillary's doom.
Did you know that one of the Trumpeteers
also had been a Mouseketeer. Never liked
big cats but rats with small hands ready
to meet all of his demands.
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016
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