Bad News

When the Doctors exam was through he said I got good news and bad news its true You've chosen the worst to hear about first they're gonna name this disease after you!

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Tim Ryerson

Date: 8/22/2010 2:33:00 AM

Might I suggest 'Ralph Taylor Syndrome'?...Funny stuff and congrats!...Thanks for your comments on mine - Tim

Iolanda Scripca

Date: 8/21/2010 12:56:00 PM

Very funny, Ralph. Congrats on your win. Love, Mrs. Parkinsons :)

Mitch White

Date: 8/21/2010 3:20:00 AM

Clever one Ralph- Congrats to you

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/20/2010 9:07:00 PM

Congrats on the win, Ralph

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/20/2010 8:37:00 PM

AWESOME!! and congratulations.

John Freeman

Date: 8/20/2010 4:19:00 PM

Congratulations Ralph on your third place, Agape, Moses

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 8/20/2010 2:19:00 PM

congrats on the well deserved win!! Take care!

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/20/2010 12:36:00 PM

loved this the first time I read it, congrats on your win

John Loving Iii

Date: 8/20/2010 12:19:00 PM

this WAS funny. john

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/20/2010 9:10:00 AM

Congratulations on your win Ralph in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/20/2010 9:03:00 AM

Congrats Ralph on your big win in the doctor contest... great write.. ciao with luv..

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/20/2010 8:47:00 AM

Awesomely funny limerick, Ralph. You came through with the laughs big time! In fact, all the Soup's best humor writers did. There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 8/19/2010 6:40:00 PM

that is bad!! LOL

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/19/2010 12:37:00 PM

thankxxx Ralph for your kind comments today.. with luv from Italy..ciao..

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/19/2010 10:52:00 AM

I am wishing you a wonderful day full of inspiration Ralph. I thank you for sharing your poetry today. It was a pleasure to read. Love, Carol

Wilma Neels

Date: 8/19/2010 2:55:00 AM

So there is a disease called Ralph Taylor out there? hmmm wonder what the symptoms are hehe, jk enjoyed this Ralph all the best for Carolyn's contest ~ Wilma