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Ain'T That the Way Fat Goes

With swimming suit season so near, Ruthie wanted to lose her huge rear. But she lost what was best - luscious curves from her chest. Then she needed a tiny brassiere!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 11/11/2013 4:50:00 PM
Andrea This is creative and humorous. Makes the reader smile and chuckle. Nice job Thanks for the sweet comment on my Pieces poem.
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Date: 9/22/2013 8:04:00 AM
I am having so much fun reading your witty limericks.
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Date: 6/11/2010 11:51:00 PM
So everything went back to its " Ruths " . Clever / witty piece , as ever , Andrea . ( Post)
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Date: 5/29/2010 9:27:00 AM
lol. lol. lol. Very clever andoften true. :-)
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Date: 5/25/2010 8:34:00 PM
enjoyed reading this Andrea :) this contest sure got some pretty good entries, good luck to Carolyn in judging this! :)
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Date: 5/23/2010 6:27:00 PM
a very well thought out limerick for the contest,,wishing you the best,,and Thank you for visiting my wrods and for leaving a part of you behind,,,Blessings..Cecil
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Date: 5/23/2010 2:06:00 PM
A good one! I enjoyed the read. Good luck in the contest. Caryl
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Date: 5/23/2010 1:46:00 PM
Boo! don't diet babe, haha - koolio Limerick Andrea. Carolyn is going to get many chuckles when reading through the entries > good luck once again >> James
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Date: 5/23/2010 9:55:00 AM
Hate it when that happens! LOL- Loved it, GL in the contest.
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Date: 5/23/2010 7:38:00 AM
This fits me fine, except the fat went off my butt and landed on my gut. This is the reason I can't spend too much time at the computer - those jutting bones. "Dem bones, dem, bones, dem butt bones. Now hear da word ob da Lawd." Are you too young to remember this song? Love, Dave
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Date: 5/23/2010 12:27:00 AM
Good Limerick Andrea....Good Luck in the contest......Larry
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Date: 5/22/2010 8:43:00 PM
HA HA.I WISH "I" WAS FLAT.NOT REALLY. bUfFy
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Date: 5/22/2010 8:01:00 PM
Poor Ruthie, isn't that the way it goes :) :) nice one Andrea. ...Margaret
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Date: 5/22/2010 7:49:00 PM
thats too bad, geez she must be mad. but that doesn't make her any less of a woman!(: very funny limerick. -Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 5/22/2010 6:16:00 PM
vcry cute... funny.. best of luck
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Date: 5/22/2010 5:15:00 PM
ya ain't it always the first place to go, very cute , good luck in the contest
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Date: 5/22/2010 4:58:00 PM
good luck, Andrea, you are really something poor Ruthie, good thing it was not your in there or i'd really start to lol,..lol. ,this rocks. maybe i will try one,..p.d.
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