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Accepting the Bulge

Accepting the Bulge She went to the beach with a blanket. Fat all around; she would not tuck-it. String bikini and sand Covered less than her hand. Her husband hid his head in a bucket. 1st place win in Carolyn’s Limerick Contest. © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen May 22, 2010 Poetic form: Limerick

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Date: 6/22/2010 10:20:00 AM
This is funny..congrats on your win!:) Emily
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Date: 5/27/2010 9:37:00 PM
Super congrats on your first place win with this witty limerick, Dane :) Super smiles as I read this :)
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Date: 5/27/2010 10:43:00 AM
Cute! Congrats on your win! Dan C
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Date: 5/26/2010 4:56:00 PM
LOL, congrats on your first place win with this very amusing limerick.
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Date: 5/26/2010 12:37:00 PM
LOL yup NO BIKINI's! You go gal! Light & Love
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Date: 5/26/2010 12:27:00 PM
Congrats on your 1st place win in the Bulge contest with this wonderful Limerick Dane Ann.. good going and enjoy your win.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/26/2010 10:58:00 AM
Congrats on the win DA and plenty of factor 60 !!!
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Date: 5/26/2010 10:31:00 AM
Hilarious Dane, congratulations on your first place, Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/26/2010 10:02:00 AM
Very funny Dane Ann. Congratulations on your big first place win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 5/26/2010 9:28:00 AM
Please tell me what size bucket your husband wears. Big congrats on your first-place win. I couldn't stop laughing! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/23/2010 9:56:00 AM
LOL- Hilarious!
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Date: 5/22/2010 6:17:00 PM
Very funny, I really like it.. best of luck in the contest..
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Date: 5/22/2010 4:46:00 PM
Very funny, looks like you have a winner. Best wishes in the contest.
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Date: 5/22/2010 4:26:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. No bikinis for me. Save my husband the embarassment. Good luck in the contest. Keep on writing! Karen
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Date: 5/22/2010 4:15:00 PM
HA FUNNY, AND AWE THE BUCKET HAHA, ENJOYED AND GOOD LUCK ON THE CONTEST
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Date: 5/22/2010 4:12:00 PM
How funny....I can picture this poor embarrassed guy....with a bucket on his head!! :) Good one, Dane Ann!
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