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A Longer Limerick.

One Mayday the girls of Penzance, Being rather board with the lacy of romance, Joined a Parade, With there Banners displayed, Offering sex to the Yanks; One was a Lady from Pecking, Who indulged in a great deal of necking, But it seemed such a waste, Since she claimed to be chaste, But that statement however, neads checking, Another young Lady from London's west, Had on an ankle length string vest, But there were some holes, For the respectable souls, So she could have sex while dressing Now another young woman from Southend, Had intended a love'ing week end, She waved to her mate, Good golly I'm late, For her mate had a new lady friend, "BY' " THE WARRIOR POET" "E.J.Healy." ..........................................

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