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A Halo

There was once was a lady from town Who wore a halo like a crown Told her daughter-in-law Dresses should wear like squaw Wore one to work and naked frowned The loom grabbed her dress and wham bam Naked from the waist down~life in jam Supervisor gave coat Took her home and I quote "I put my blue jeans on grand slam" My mother was a very stern believer that women should wear dresses.. My brother married late in life and his wife worked in the weaving department.. She did a job called filling batteries..She had to walk between the looms to do her job..They had suggested to the women that they should wear tight fitting pants or blue jeans..To please my mother she made her a new dress and wore it to work..First thing, it got caught..It ripped it and her slip off..She was left standing naked .. Sponsor: Black Eyed Susan Contest: Any New Limerick

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Date: 9/10/2013 4:14:00 PM
way to go. I see you made the winners' list, Sara. BIG congratulations.
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Date: 9/9/2013 10:49:00 PM
congrats on a fine win Sara
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Date: 9/9/2013 8:41:00 PM
Sara,, congratulations on your win ~SKAT~ :)
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Date: 9/9/2013 6:39:00 PM
congrats on your win...Linda
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Date: 9/9/2013 4:43:00 PM
Congrats on your win with this humorous write, Sara! Love, Kim
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Date: 8/30/2013 1:23:00 PM
Oh Wow! How terribly embarrassing for your sister-in-law, but it is rather funny. Best wishes in the contest! Love, Kim
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Date: 8/30/2013 12:03:00 PM
- Sara, thanks for a really good laugh :)))) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/30/2013 10:08:00 AM
oh my gosh, she got stripped on the job. Shocking!!! poor lady.
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Date: 8/30/2013 10:01:00 AM
wow, had a chuckle at this - and, LOL, how embarrassing for her : )
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Date: 8/30/2013 8:36:00 AM
OH MY!!!! Sara....what a write! :) I agree with Russell...not good to laugh, but....at least a chuckle??? :) You did well with this, my dear.....
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Date: 8/30/2013 8:02:00 AM
Ha ha, I guess I probably shouldn't laugh at her misfortune, but it is a funny story that you have told my friend! You have written an amazing poem here this morning! What a glorious piece, Great Work!!
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