Big Fat Looser

I Am a Big Fat Looser Oh I am a big fat looser I don’t deserve to live I need someone to take a Gun And shoot me till I’m dead Yes I am a big fat looser I really want to die I’m looking for a violent guy To shoot me in the eye Oh I am a big fan looser I really have to say If this is life I realize I hate it every day Yes I am a big fat looser And life is just the pits I am a guy that wants to die Not live another day Oh I am a big fat looser I really hate this life If you the one don't have a gun Then maybe use a knife Yes I am a big fat doofus I really have to say If suicide is painless Well then maybe that’s the way Oh I am a big fat doofus I live in misery But I don’t have the courage Or I’d blow myself away I really am a doofus I’ve one more thing to say If anyone is listening Then shoot me right away So I can die today